Drops of AmusementNutrition
For those of you who watch what you eat... Here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting medical studies:
- The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
- The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
- The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans
- The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the Americans.
- The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks! than the Americans.
CONCLUSION:
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills
you.